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KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008

chipndales tag team wrestler gimmick back then, partnered with steven dunn as a team called Well Dunn, wore bowties and thongs over their singlets


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Jan 31, 2021 08:32
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Feb 1, 2021 08:30
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BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

Don’t get my name wrong,
If you want to touch me there.


I hope the surprise return is Bo Dallas. And I hope he comes into the Rumble at #3, and eliminates 29 people.

Because I still BO-lieve.


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Jan 31, 2021 08:42
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Venomous
Nov 7, 2011


I hope Wade Barrett is vindicated and they bring back Papa Shango this year


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Jan 31, 2021 08:57
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Artelier
Jan 23, 2015


Team Six being Pac is perfect because we are a Six Pac yo!

EDIT:

Cavauro posted:

team 6 did a really good and funny job, as well as charming, when they selected ‘Pac’. it’s like a six pack of beverage

Oh dammit I missed this (but good job Cav on the name!)


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Jan 31, 2021 09:03
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Seams
Feb 3, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBAXWZ6vLRc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KuBXDB4TAAo

Seams fucked around with this message at 09:44 on Jan 31, 2021


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Jan 31, 2021 09:36
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the escape goat
Apr 16, 2008

What a week it’s been.
So much to talk about.
And so many things we can’t talk about.

perfect choice, future mod buddy


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Jan 31, 2021 10:07
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ElNarez
Nov 4, 2009


as we know, historically, #27 has produced more winners than ANY OTHER NUMBER in the rumble; some would say, therefore, that it’s the best number

as a member of Team #27, however, I say that it’s BETTER THAN YOU, AND YOU KNOW IT

TEAM #27 CLAIMS MAXWELL JACOB FRIEDMAN


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Jan 31, 2021 17:08
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WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

…And how appropriate, that the gif you grovel for is your very own. A victim of your own greed, wallowing in the muck of avarice…


o fuk I forgot to sign up for a team


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Jan 31, 2021 19:10
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MotU
Mar 6, 2007

If you’re gonna do it, do it with ~*~Axefaire~*~
Pillbug

you’re on Team Mecha-Tully Blanchamon now

please add this to the OP to reflect it


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Jan 31, 2021 19:43
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WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

…And how appropriate, that the gif you grovel for is your very own. A victim of your own greed, wallowing in the muck of avarice…

MotU posted:

you’re on Team Mecha-Tully Blanchamon now

please add this to the OP to reflect it

Awesome thanks is that #69? Gotta know who to root for (RVD)


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Jan 31, 2021 19:49
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a cyborg mug
Mar 8, 2010

El Generico posted:

What? gently caress! I read the thread, then double-checked for the other members of my team but I didn’t check for Uno!

Alright, uhh, “The One” Billy Gunn?

I was thinking Negative One for team #1 how bout it

Edit: also fine with whatever because I’m not gonna watch the show

a cyborg mug fucked around with this message at 20:38 on Jan 31, 2021


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Jan 31, 2021 19:59
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explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan


I’ll take team #3. I thinm that’s how this works??


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Jan 31, 2021 20:45
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britishbornandbread
Jul 8, 2000

You’ll stumble in my footsteps


Team Wardlow. Let’s do this.


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Jan 31, 2021 20:52
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MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

Goons Steal?
No Dignity!

MotU posted:

you’re on Team Mecha-Tully Blanchamon now

please add this to the OP to reflect it

I do enjoy your wildcard antics in our team. We’re gonna take this and mod with an iron fist.


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Jan 31, 2021 20:56
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Namtab
Feb 22, 2010


Put me on a random rear end team. I love to rumble


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Jan 31, 2021 21:09
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Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008


The sign-up process is over. You cannot be on a team. If you did not see the sign-up thread because it was not stickied, that’s an issue which will hopefully be rectified next year. On behalf of the wrestling mods, I apologize.


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Jan 31, 2021 21:11
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surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

Cavauro posted:

The sign-up process is over. You cannot be on a team. If you did not see the sign-up thread because it was not stickied, that’s an issue which will hopefully be rectified next year. On behalf of the wrestling mods, I apologize.

Aw, gently caress.

I guess I’ll use an internet RNG to pick my own team, like some kind of bum.


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Jan 31, 2021 21:34
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WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

…And how appropriate, that the gif you grovel for is your very own. A victim of your own greed, wallowing in the muck of avarice…


go team no team all other teams suck


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Jan 31, 2021 21:42
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Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around


Wrong thread!


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Jan 31, 2021 22:07
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Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

Cavauro posted:

The sign-up process is over. You cannot be on a team. If you did not see the sign-up thread because it was not stickied, that’s an issue which will hopefully be rectified next year. On behalf of the wrestling mods, I apologize.

Its fine, its my fault for forgetting that these events happen until the night of the rumble, so ill just cheer whatever team i had last year


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Jan 31, 2021 22:14
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Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008


It’s not your fault


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Jan 31, 2021 22:19
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JoeRules
Jul 11, 2001


I am a fan of both the number seventeen as well as Leva Bates, so this is all agreeable to me


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Jan 31, 2021 22:26
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stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high


Hell yeah go 15 bitch


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Jan 31, 2021 22:31
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Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

Qu’ils mangent de la baise!


Fuc Gallows to take it all tonight


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Jan 31, 2021 22:53
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Seth Rollins
Oct 24, 2001

i’ll always take care of you
Muldoon


i’m sorry for all the problems this year


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Jan 31, 2021 22:57
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1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

DEAN OF THE LOCAL ARCADE

— Vince McMahon


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Jan 31, 2021 22:59
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El Generico
Feb 3, 2009

All of them… all six billion… soon, I will have purchased all six billion paid mods.

a cyborg mug posted:

I was thinking Negative One for team #1 how bout it

Edit: also fine with whatever because I’m not gonna watch the show

I’m good with this!


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Jan 31, 2021 23:01
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Seth Rollins
Oct 24, 2001

i’ll always take care of you
Muldoon


-1 has been taken, i’m sorry. i’m so sorry for everything.


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Jan 31, 2021 23:03
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ItohRespectArmy
Sep 11, 2019

Cutest In The World, Six Time DDT Ironheavymetalweight champion, Third ever International Princess champion And a pretty good singer too!
“When I was an idol, I felt nothing every day but now that I’m a pro wrestler I’m in pain constantly!”


i hope bray wyatt wins the rumble.


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Jan 31, 2021 23:03
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El Generico
Feb 3, 2009

All of them… all six billion… soon, I will have purchased all six billion paid mods.

go ddammit


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Jan 31, 2021 23:03
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Seams
Feb 3, 2005


is this thread also the royal rumble “live thread”


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Jan 31, 2021 23:05
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Seth Rollins
Oct 24, 2001

i’ll always take care of you
Muldoon

Seams posted:

is this thread also the royal rumble “live thread”

someone can make a thread if they want, or people can use this thread. i am not making the gameday thread.


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Jan 31, 2021 23:07
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MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

Goons Steal?
No Dignity!


I think it’d match this forum’s attitude towards WWE if we don’t bother with another thread and just use this one

e: i got the preshow on another tab and these guys are saying Goldberg is going to try and adopt Drew?


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Jan 31, 2021 23:09
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Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

Qu’ils mangent de la baise!


I’m watching with a 100.5 fever tonight.


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Jan 31, 2021 23:10
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Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

pink wasn’t even a thing why is t#RXT REVOLUTION~!
and i’m so fucking excited for #SCOOPS#SCOOPS#SCOOPS #SCOOPS#SCOOPS #SCOOPS#SCOOPS

he knows..


Welcome to the Royal Rumble GDT! Drew McIntyre vs Goldberg is opening the show tonight.


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Jan 31, 2021 23:10
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1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

DEAN OF THE LOCAL ARCADE

I know everyone hates the act, but I’d love to see Bray and Alexis Bliss both win.


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Jan 31, 2021 23:11
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Feb 1, 2021 08:30
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Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN


Here you go https://forums.somethingawful.com/s…hreadid=3957598


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