Just thinking of some Golden Girls dialogue for this lol
Rose: I can’t believe it! I’m a slot machine!
Dorothy: I guess you were on to something when you said you were dreaming there were bells in your head!
Blanche: That’s not fair! My face is much prettier! I wanna be a slot machine!
Sophia: Don’t worry Blanche. You are a slut machine!
Dorothy: SLOT machine Ma!
Sophia: Slut, Slot, everyone’s a winner!