60+ Funny Fantasy Hockey Names 2021

60+ Funny Fantasy Hockey Names 2021

60+ Funny Fantasy Hockey Names 2021

It’s become hard to keep track of these things, what with the strange start up dates for sports due to COVID 19, but the NHL is about to drop the puck on their 2021 season in a week. Which means you better get yourself a fantasy hockey team drafted (here’s our tips on how to win your league). Which means you better get yourself a killer fantasy hockey name for your team. Which is where I come in.

Here are 60+ funny fantasy hockey team names for the 2021 season.

60+ Funny Fantasy Hockey Names 2021

We’ll start by perusing the list over at How They Play:

Dropping Klefboms

Drunk Dahlin

Bros Before Ahos

Doughty Deeds

Staal Tactics

Samsonov and Delilah

Antti-Matter

Flippula You Off

In It To Winnik

No Regretzkys

Mother Puckers

Crash Test Domi

Up and Etem

Smokin’ Budaj

Bettman Returns

I’m Bettman

Backes Door Bangers

Semin Stains

Handzus Job

Pardy Like a Rock Star

Doan Stop Believin’

Back That Asham Up

The Kessel Run

What do you have for us, Sports Feel Good Stories?

Crosby Stalls and Nash

Chara’s in Charge

Hockey Balboa

Glass of Marleau

Oshie Can You See

Raanta and Rave

Doughty Little Secret

Toews in the Water

Now on to Kidadl:

Chicken Pacioretty

Pekka Heads

Gudas Gold

Ranger Things

Getzlaf My Cloud

Giroux Your Own Way

Finally, let’s head over to Dr. Odd:

The Peter North Stars

Fast & Fleuryious

Who Shattenkirks Bed?

Shanahand Me A Beer

Why The Luongo Face

Puck Norris

A Fluery of Semin

Just Jokinen Bro

Puck it!

Tickle My Bickle

No Country for Old Beauchemin

Curved Stick

Double Bennatration

Suck My Odjick

Doughty Sanchez

Michalek’s Anonymous

2Chicks1Kopitar

Benn to Hall and Backes

Don’t Cry, I Was Olli Jokinen

San Jose Sharts

Hail Satan

Bust a Kapanen

Wanna Puck?

The Saadomizers

Barkov up the Wrong Tree

Zidlicky My Balls

Semin on her Backes

Kesslemania

This is gonna Hertl Ott

Ovie Loves Semin On His Backstrom



Jeff Fox is the evil genius behind www.mma-manifesto.com. His work has also appeared in SLAM, Athlon Sports, FIGHT! & Fighters Only magazines, SI.com, the St. Louis Post-Dispatch, and many other fine establishments across the globe.

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